the random things i find online and share them with you. Deff NSFW and maybe even not safe for babies
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Reblogged from thecyanidevalentine  3,755 notes

mr-cappadocia:

eatthecake-anime:

babydoll-was-fucked-w-a-knife:

mr-cappadocia:

So… this woman sexually assaults this guy, clearly. He’s begging, pleading, demanding she stop.

She doesn’t stop.

She grabs his hand and stuffs it in her crotch. He recoils.

Insert False Allegation: THE FUCKING CAB DRIVER IS ARRESTED.

Let that sink in… The fucking CAB DRIVER ended up getting arrested when the lawyer in question. Yeah… that’s right… SHE’S A FUCKING LAWYER… accused him of blackmailing her.

He was summarily arrested.

There was no proof he actually blackmailed her. None. The Police never even bothered to verify her claims. At all. They just straight up fucking arrested the CAB DRIVER and threw him in jail.

When it became apparent there was no proof of blackmail whatsoever, and the whole “She’s fucking sexually assaulting him on the fucking tape the police are holding in their hands” she managed to get charged with something.

What did she get charged with?

Simple assault. I shit you not.

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?

I’m going to throw up now.

Wooow this was scary as fuck to watch

I can do you one better….

He was arrested in part for voyeurism against her… for filming her sexually assaulting him.

I didn’t mention it before for fear that no one would believe me.

That’s right…. THE POLICE CHARGED HIM WITH VIDEO VOYEURISM FOR FILMING THE WOMAN SEXUALLY ASSAULTING HIM WHILE HE WAS BEING SEXUALLY ASSAULTED. FOR MAKING ALLEGED CREEP SHOTS AGAINST THE WOMAN ATTEMPTING TO RAPE HIM HE WAS THROWN IN JAIL.

I mean just… I… *RAGE*.

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    Why the hell did you put a comma there?

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    Do you even know what a participial phrase is?

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    Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?

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    Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.

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    Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.

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    I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.

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    Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.

  • Dad:

    Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.

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    Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.

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    It's like you didn't read the fucking book.

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    Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.

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    *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*

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    My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.

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    Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...

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    I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.

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    Fuck the government.

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    Fuck the school board.

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    Close the door.

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    I love puns.

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    People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.

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    Please shut up.

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    Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.

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    I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.

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    I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.

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    You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.

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    Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.

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    I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.

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    If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.

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    They act like I care what they think.

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    I hate homework.

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    I have decided to become a politician.

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    What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.